Giant Elliptical Galaxy

Name: M87
Sex: Male
Age: 87
Gay score: 4/5

Ah, giant elliptical galaxy, known to your friends as cD. How glorious you look in the sky! Although now enjoying the majestic spoils of old age, you look as grand and fabulous as you ever did in your youth. And what a youth it was! So many boyfriends. So many intense, destructive codependent relationships. Some of those boys figured you out, and jumped ship, cast back out into the universe to find another love. So many more, however, succumbed to your charm and your gravitational personality and your ever growing ego.

And so now you sit alone, bloated and aged, enjoying the spoils of your life. The wreckage of your love life, lived fast and hard like a never ending circuit party, lies strewn around you - a collection of miniature poodles and shitzus, yapping at you incessantly in your room at the gay retirement village. As a wise homo once said to his teacup poodle in Washington Square park in San Francisco; "Princess, get in your damn bag already!" Will your orbiting dwarf dogs ever get back in their Louis Vuitton? Only time, and patience, will tell...

M87 image originally obtained by Robert Nemiroff (MTU) & Jerry Bonnell (USRA).